Post by ynwacct on Nov 28, 2007 18:03:19 GMT
A man was desperate for the toilet on his way to chicago, but all the toilets were being used (all but the womens). The air stewardess notices his discomfort and says he can use the womens but aslong as he doesnt press any of the buttons. So he agrees and sits down.
As any man, he ignored her commands and pressed the first one which read TPS. A jet of talcum powder coated his bum. He quite enjoyed it so he pressed the other. WWS. A spray of warm water sprayed his bottom. so he said to himself 'damn the girls have got it going really good' there was one final botton. Marked ATR. So he pushed it.
He woke up in a hospital, and called over one of the nurses and asked waht had happened. she said "well you were having fun with the bottons in the toilets, TPS means talcum powder spray. WWS means warm water squirt and ATR means Automaitc Tampon Remover. Your Dic k is under your pillow!!
As any man, he ignored her commands and pressed the first one which read TPS. A jet of talcum powder coated his bum. He quite enjoyed it so he pressed the other. WWS. A spray of warm water sprayed his bottom. so he said to himself 'damn the girls have got it going really good' there was one final botton. Marked ATR. So he pushed it.
He woke up in a hospital, and called over one of the nurses and asked waht had happened. she said "well you were having fun with the bottons in the toilets, TPS means talcum powder spray. WWS means warm water squirt and ATR means Automaitc Tampon Remover. Your Dic k is under your pillow!!
