Post by admin on Nov 24, 2007 17:40:32 GMT
God wanted to go on holiday, but had but all the brochures in heavens recycling bin (even god is concerned about climate change and that ), so he asked his angels what they thought,
one angel said "what about Mercury god? It's close to the sun and you could work on your tan",
God considered it but thought that it would be too hot, being right next to the sun and all
Another angel piped up and said "God, god, what about Pluto? It's very cold and you could go snowboarding and skiing!",
God again considered it but rejected it because he could hurt himself, and then who would look after the universe?
Sooo after a while thinking the first angel came back and said "God! I've found the perfect holiday destination for you... it's not too hot, not too cold ... it's perfect... it's called EARTH!"
God just sat there...
...
then said "ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?... I went there 2000 years ago got some girl pregnant and they're still going on about it"
one angel said "what about Mercury god? It's close to the sun and you could work on your tan",
God considered it but thought that it would be too hot, being right next to the sun and all
Another angel piped up and said "God, god, what about Pluto? It's very cold and you could go snowboarding and skiing!",
God again considered it but rejected it because he could hurt himself, and then who would look after the universe?
Sooo after a while thinking the first angel came back and said "God! I've found the perfect holiday destination for you... it's not too hot, not too cold ... it's perfect... it's called EARTH!"
God just sat there...
...
then said "ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?... I went there 2000 years ago got some girl pregnant and they're still going on about it"
