Improv
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Post by Improv on Nov 18, 2007 18:16:17 GMT
I've got another one for United fans =)
Halfway through the season Manchester United were in a grim situation, they had lost all their games and were sitting in last place in the table. With relegation a very real possibility most of the players were looking for transfers... and to make it worse... the derby match against city was coming up...
None of the players wanted to play and Ferguson didn't blame them, so they all decided to go down the pub and watch the game instead (obviously). But Rooney didn't want to give up so easily and offered to play on his own...
The rest of the players apoligised and wished him luck and Ferguson followed them out of Old Trafford to the pub...
They watch the first ten minutes but Rooney/United goes a goal down, so they switch off, not being able to bear their bitter rivals beating them.
They flick on to Sky Sports News later and are amazed to see that United had drawn 1-1, so they all rush off down to the Old Trafford changing rooms and find Wayne alone.
They all congratulate him and cheer, but realize that he is crying.
"What's wrong Wayne," asks Ferguson, over the celebrations, "you did amazingly to draw 1-1 with Man City, all by yourself!"
"But Fergie," replies Rooney, "I got sent off in the 15th minute!"
Not as good as the others sorry... but it made me giggle ;D
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Post by the coder on Nov 18, 2007 21:07:59 GMT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Improv
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Post by Improv on Nov 18, 2007 21:26:32 GMT
hehe cheers Matt =)
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Post by jaykay on Nov 19, 2007 11:01:14 GMT
i luv my new picture
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Post by admin on Nov 19, 2007 11:01:46 GMT
that was gd ur basially sayin city r crap right?
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Post by mikeybanting on Nov 19, 2007 11:02:21 GMT
yes it is a very nice picture of a monkey holding his bannana
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Post by pyropower on Nov 19, 2007 11:03:36 GMT
i like it too. looks like matt last time he used a condom
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Post by chrishornet1 on Nov 19, 2007 17:50:02 GMT
Lol, Biggs. I will post a joke , there's just so many to choose from, so you will all have to wait.
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Post by mikeybanting on Nov 19, 2007 18:55:32 GMT
lol it does look a bit like matt i can see thew resembelence
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Post by chrishornet1 on Nov 19, 2007 19:09:27 GMT
lol, i feel this could be moved to the caves if we don't stop this conversation soon.
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Post by mikeybanting on Nov 19, 2007 19:12:00 GMT
how about we change the subject back to the original jokes section
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Improv
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Post by Improv on Nov 19, 2007 19:23:27 GMT
k I'll get one...
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Improv
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Post by Improv on Nov 19, 2007 19:25:46 GMT
lol "Jesus saves, but Owen scores from the rebound",
"My doctor told me to avoid any unnecesary excitment... now i support Arsenal.
A chicken plays in a football match and scores two early goals, "You are very good" says the ref, "do you train hard?" "Yes, but it's ver hard becase I'm a lawyer and don't get much spare time..." The ref then pulls out a red card "I don't understand" says the chicken, "Professional fowl" replies the ref ;D
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Post by chrishornet1 on Nov 19, 2007 19:30:55 GMT
lol, Did you hear, all the illeagle immegrants have left England, have payed back all the money they owe England and have promised to kill themselves whenever they get the chance. Carlesberg don't do post but if they did, they would probably be the best posts in the world.
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Post by mikeybanting on Nov 19, 2007 19:41:18 GMT
lol you guys crack me up
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